{"id":2409,"date":"2009-11-21T22:15:11","date_gmt":"2009-11-21T13:15:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/denkiburo.com\/~sab-zero\/wordpress\/?p=2409"},"modified":"2009-11-22T01:48:15","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T16:48:15","slug":"%e6%9c%ac%e6%97%a5%e3%81%ae%e3%82%b3%e3%83%a1%e3%83%b3%e3%83%88%e3%82%b9%e3%83%91%e3%83%a0%e3%81%95%e3%82%93%ef%bc%9a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/denkiburo.com\/~sab-zero\/wordpress\/?p=2409","title":{"rendered":"\u672c\u65e5\u306e\u30b3\u30e1\u30f3\u30c8\u30b9\u30d1\u30e0\u3055\u3093\uff1a\u306f\u306f\u306f\u3063\u3001\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3067\u3059"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/denkiburo.com\/~sab-zero\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/tellmeajoke.jpg\" alt=\"tellmeajoke\" title=\"tellmeajoke\" width=\"150\" height=\"201\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2410\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u6bce\u65e5\uff12\uff5e\uff13\u500b\u306e\u30da\u30fc\u30b9\u3067\u3001\u5f53\u30d6\u30ed\u30b0\u306e\u30b3\u30e1\u30f3\u30c8\u6b04\u306b\u30a2\u30e1\u30ea\u30ab\u30f3\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3092\u6295\u7a3f\u3057\u3066\u304f\u3060\u3055\u308b\u5947\u7279\u306a\u65b9\u304c\u3044\u3089\u3063\u3057\u3083\u308b\u3002<br \/>\n\u9010\u4e00\u30d0\u30a4\u30a2\u30b0\u30e9\u306e\u901a\u8ca9\u30b5\u30a4\u30c8\u3078\u306e\u30ea\u30f3\u30af\u304c\u8cbc\u3089\u308c\u3066\u3044\u308b\u306e\u306f\u3044\u305f\u3060\u3051\u306a\u3044\u304c\u3001\u305d\u306e\u71b1\u610f\u306b\u62bc\u3055\u308c\u3066\u3001\u4ffa\u304c\u3069\u3046\u306b\u304b\u3053\u3046\u306b\u304b\u7406\u89e3\u3067\u304d\u305f\u3088\u3046\u306a\u6c17\u304c\u3059\u308b\u30e4\u30c4\u3092\u3054\u7d39\u4ecb\u3055\u305b\u3066\u3044\u305f\u3060\u304f\u3002<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<HR><br \/>\nWanna joke?) 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